A poem for the failed Lib Dem Candidate for Hendon

Last night, I went to see the superb John Cooper Clarke at Stoke Newington Town Hall, as part of the Stoke Newington Literary Festival. As ever JCC was superb. Given the behaviour of a certain gentleman towards the bloggers of Barnet in recent weeks, one JCC poem stood out and had me in stitches. I thought that you may also appreciate it.

Having discussed the behaviour of said individual with a fellow bloggeress, we have decided that it is purely attention seeking behaviour, being done primarily to draw attention and hits to his own turgid blog. As such we have decided to ignore him, until such time as he decides to stop running around with his willy out to draw attention to himself (metaphorically speaking). If nothing else though, he has given us the opportunity to share an excellent JCC poem with you.

We are planning to visit the queens pagaent today. I hope whatever you do, you enjoy.